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Joke of the Day
"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."
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"What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"So much sh*t comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous."
"My doctor said I need freshly squeezed orange juice everyday I cannot concentrate!"
"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard."
"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"
"What's a woman's favourite brand of Applejack? Dickson Cider"
"Black and Blue Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? The six year old in my trunk!"
"I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it....... Bambo"
"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."