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Joke of the Day

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."

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"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."
"Babies cry so that we can remember where we left them."
"Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up."
"The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids. The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"Boxing is dead as... Mayweather's wife if she talks back again."
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"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."
"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."