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Joke of the Day

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."

"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."

"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."

"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"

"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."

"Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long."

"I went to the doctor today. He told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He says, Okay, you're ugly."

"Do NOT lower your standards to ""keep"" anyone. Make them meet you at YOUR level. Self respect is power."

"What's the difference between the Earth and my sock? The Earth's crust is on the outside."

"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."