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Joke of the Day

"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"

"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."

"why did no one listen to the wheelchair joke? It had no back story."

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"I wish I had parents like Dora They let that bitch go everywhere."

"I was seeing this one girl for two months Until she found out I was there."

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."

"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."