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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way"

"After a long time of procrastination I read that book about the 4th dimension. It's about time..."

"A German installs a bath around his table Badumtisch"

"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"

"My next door neighbour is really loud and obnoxious. So now I know how Canada feels. Well, it's what he would have wanted more."

"What's another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper."

"Ambien: Where is your unicorn? Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok."

"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."