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Joke of the Day

"You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work."

"I asked a French person why us Americans piss them off so much I couldn't really understand what he said but I'm pretty sure it was ""Blah blah blah, I'm French, I'm better than everyone."""

"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."

"Why do the French have so many civil wars? So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)"

"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."

"Girls are like blackjack I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16."

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls."

"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've already lost three days."

"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"

"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."