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Joke of the Day
"So I looked up Jewish porn the other day... But all I found was ash to mouth."
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"I murdered a load of Jehovah's at church today. Don't worry, I left no witnesses."
"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."
"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"
"What did the optical illusion say when he got caught cheating on his wife ""It's not what it looks like!"""
"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."
"What is the difference between Harry potter and jews? Harry potter made it out if the chamber"
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."
"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."