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Joke of the Day

"Thinking about starting a line of realistic welcome mats with things like ""Please don't stay long!"" or ""I hope you brought booze."""

"What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough? ""Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"""

"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."

"I use bitcoin. That's my joke."

"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""

"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"

"If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?"

"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""

"Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them"

"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"