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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."
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"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."
"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds"
"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."
"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"
"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."
"*rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here"
"What does the Fox say? not the news"
"These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!"