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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"

"I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!."

"The rain is starting to worry me. I'm afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark."

"Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: ""Wow. I helped them make quota."""

"How did Australians get ebola? By eating at Outbreak Steak House"

"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"

"Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken."

"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."

"Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving."

"*yawning at an art museum* ""I already saw that on Tumblr."""