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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds"

"What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep? I herd that."

"How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with? Me: *names two of them*"

"For most people when you lose your ""khakis"" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston & lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."

"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."

"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."

"What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks..."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"