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Joke of the Day
"A man once ate a whole deck of playing cards. A couple of hours later, he had to drop a deuce."
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"This guys talking about ""Calm down, everything happens for a reason"". Then he gets all angry when I punch him in the face. What a hypocrite."
"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"
"50% of Canada Is the letter A"
"What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts."
"Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too."
"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."
"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""
"Did you hear about the Amish woman who got arrested? She was doing 2 Mennonite a night"