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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage... The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"

"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt"

"DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery."

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra"

"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."

"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"

"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."

"Do you know what one ocean said to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. sea what i did there? I'm shore you got it come on, dont be a beach"

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there's Targets around every corner."