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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman."

"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"

"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."

"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."

"Big girls are like mopeds I'll get drunk and wreck them too."

"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""

"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""

"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? ""I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."""

"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."

"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"