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Joke of the Day
"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"
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"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."
"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."
"Interviewer: If I called your former boss right now and asked him- Me: *smacks the phone out of his hand* don't do that"
"if she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to have decisions about her healthcare be in the hands of old white men"
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a puppy."
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"
"Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds There are twenty of them"
"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"