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Joke of the Day

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"

"Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story."

"A baby seal walks into a club. ...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bah-dum-tsssssss."

"I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights.."

"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym"

"How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder ""Instruction Manuals."""

"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."

"I'm not a Grammar Nazi! I'm alt-write."