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Joke of the Day

"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"

"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"

"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""

"The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today He's Snowden"

"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"

"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."

"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"

"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."

"My brother's dying wish was to get a joke into the front page of reddit But it seems rude to post a photo of him now that he's dead."