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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada."

"I'm wearing a burqa, fencing mask, & a welding helmet while reading a book on cannibalism & an old lady on the bus still wants to chat."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."

"Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane"

"why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"

"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"

"Christmas in Latvia Is Christmas man have present! He open, find rotten potato. Wife die of malnutrition night that."

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"