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Joke of the Day

"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"

"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."

"Why did the shark keep swimming in circles It had nosebleed."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre..."

"Feeling cold? Just stand in the corner of your house, since it's usually 90 degrees"

"A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider."

"Have you heard about the man with no dick ? he came outta nowhere"

"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"

"What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"When someone stands next to me at the urinals, I can't pee because I'm nervous they'll see the kitten I keep in my pants."