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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
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"What's a young monkey's favorite time of the school day? Rhesus."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $1.79, and deer nuts are right under a buck."
"I can't remember where I read this, but I heard too much masturbating causes memory loss."
"I love how people act like they don't want to be followed in the street yet they keep looking back at you to see if you're still there."
"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"
"ME: where's your brother? OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape? ME: *sprints to the basement*"
"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"
"Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*"