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Joke of the Day

"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"

"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"

"Thanks to ringtones, I now associate all my favorite songs with the annoyance and dread of being interrupted and having to talk to somebody."

"What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake? It's not your fault."

"Help she is suffering from anal seizures? No she is just twerking."

"If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."

"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."

"The Horses decided to form a Senate to govern themselves... But they could never get anything done. ""All in favor, say Yay. All opposed, say neigh."""

"When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback."

"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"