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Joke of the Day
"Feeling cold? Just stand in the corner of your house, since it's usually 90 degrees"
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten."
"""Give it to me!! I'm so fucking wet!"" She screamed at me... ""Fuck off. This is MY umbrella."""
"The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris."
"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."
"How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."
"I'd tell you a great time travel joke... but you didn't like it.."
"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."