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Joke of the Day

"I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended."

"Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation"

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"Doctor: ""Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?"" Patient: ""No. I enjoy it."""

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."

"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."

"Joke of the Day 6/12/14 The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up,and I said "" Did you get my drift?""."

"Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race? Because nothing is faster then Liecht!"

"Girl told me she worked with special needs students. I asked her ""you workin hard? Or tardly workin?"". She got mad."

"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"