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Joke of the Day

"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"

"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"Who decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to put on a tampon box? ""Manslaughter is illegal"" would've been more relevant."

"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."

"Q: If Rodham gets health care Bentsen gets treasury and Aspin gets defense what does Gore get? A: Coffee."

"""Easter?"" HERE ""Thanksgiving?"" HERE ""Christmas?"" PRESENT"

"The best blowjob I ever had was from a fat chick. Probably because she's used to putting things in her mouth."

"What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet"

"A blind man is tapping his way past the fish market. He stops, takes a deep breath and says, ""Good morning, ladies."""