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Joke of the Day

"Joke of the Day 6/12/14 The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up,and I said "" Did you get my drift?""."

"I put more effort into making it look like I'm doing my job than I do doing my actual job."

"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."

"Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code."

"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."

"Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? Obviously not. gg y'all, inbox = rekt"

"Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma? It took him forever to get her off that street corner."

"What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race? The phrase ""I blew a tranny"" means something totally different."

"vote up cause im a criminal the rules for starting a thread im quoting ""Beginning your title with ""vote up if"" is violation of intergalactic law."""

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""