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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday."
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"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."
"ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic"
"If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play ""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"". Bears love that song."
"I said ""You're not the boss of me"" to my boss and it came true."
"What caused ""The Black Death""? The police."
"2 men walked into a bar And their head hit first."
"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"
"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."
"Do you know the Pistorious drinking game? Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots."