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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?"" Patient: ""No. I enjoy it."""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."

"If someone is born deaf and dumb, blind, has no arms or legs.... Can we actually call him a piece of meat?"

"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."

"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."

"Congratulations, you've won a free - A free what? I can't hear you over my muted speakers. Owned that bitch."

"A woman said to her husband: ""Tie me and I'll let do what you want"" Then, he tied her and slept with the maid"

"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."

"A list of compelling arguments regarding the existence of God."

"Why aren't marriage prevention hotlines a thing?"