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Joke of the Day

"It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do say you were in a time out."

"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"

"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"

"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"

"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"

"I see that El Chapo has been extradited to the U.S. So we may not get a Mexican wall but I bet we get a tunnel!"

"How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb? None if nobody's looking."

"My boss said ""dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"" Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting in my Wonder Woman costume."

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead."