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Joke of the Day

"My boss said ""dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"" Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting in my Wonder Woman costume."

"What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues"

"""Would you like to partake in resistance training?"" ""No."" ""That's what I like to hear."""

"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."

"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."

"If someone's Twitter picture has 2 or more people in it, I write a letter to my senator."

"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"

"It's so sad... that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"

"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"

"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."