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Joke of the Day
"How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb? None if nobody's looking."
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"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"
"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"
"What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor"
"There should be a warning on these math books. Something along the lines of ""Beware the additive properties"""
"Most people cry while chopping an onion... The secret is to not form an emotional bond."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""
"Overheard at the coffee shop: 'i think that guy is listening to our conversation'"
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
"Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too."