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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"
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"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."
"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."
"If you want to set up a company and run it then that's your business."
"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."
"True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps."
"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."
"What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!!"