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Joke of the Day
"I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that.."
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"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"
"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"
"PRO TIP: Name your first child ""butter"", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say ""I can't believe it's not butter!"""
"How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair."
"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"
"Teacher: Johnny you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter I could."
"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."
"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."
"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"