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Joke of the Day
"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."
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"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"
"It's fine when Santa does it, but when I see you when you're sleeping & know when you're awake it's ""creepy"" and ""sir, you're under arrest"""
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."
"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."
"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"
"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"
"How did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field."