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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"
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"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."
"Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook? Because he only had followers. Not friends."
"Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket"
"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."
"Mom: ""Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?"" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions"
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"
"An Imgurian walks into a bar REPOST"
"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""