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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair."
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"Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease? Because the condition was untweetable."
"Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?"
"What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise"
"Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street."
"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."
"Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet."
"How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway."
"Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*."
"What's more dangerous than a serial killer? A parallel killer."