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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"
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"What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school? Jeeper creeper!"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."
"I just ran a .003048K"
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"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."
"Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election? Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy."
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."