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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"
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"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"
"Woke up at 5 am. Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise."
"Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat"
"I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs."
"What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles? The *kegel*-er elves."
"I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'."
"How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg? None. It fell down the stairs."
"PILOT: if you look out the window you'll see we're cruising at 35,000 feet [i look out the window] [THE SKY IS FULL OF FEET JESUS CHRIST]"
"Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest? Hermann Boering!"