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Joke of the Day

"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."

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"Three tampon's walking down the street... Which one says ""Hi""? None, they are all stuck up cunts."
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"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... What, it could happen..."
"Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer... by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth."
"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."
"Bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find all the pages blank I have no words to describe how angry I am."
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