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Joke of the Day
"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"
Next Joke
"My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode."
"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."
"You know what sounds sexy? Six women... Dozen tit."
"What's ten inches long and white? Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once ;D"
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet."
"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."
"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"what idiot called it tinted windows instead of a drug car tell"