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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."
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"Why did the kid get in trouble for wearing a bed sheet ghost costume? He wore a pointy hat underneath."
"The hurt I feel when someone leaves the bus seat next to mine for a newly empty one is almost exactly equal to my annoyance when they don't."
"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"
"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."
"[2025] Dad, Mum, this is my girlfriend. You might recognise her, she used to be quite famous *the laugh-cry emoji steps forward shyly*"
"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."
"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."
"I had sex in an orchard today. I came in cider."
"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"