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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"

"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."

"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."

"My penis is like the U.S. presidency Long and white, with a little bit of black on the tip."

"Today I was asked if the guy that put up the blinds... was a blind installer. I said, 'Nope, he could see.'"

"Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model... They hired me as the ""before"" picture."

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar She will kill me if she finds out. Edit: Holy poop, front page of reddit mum get the camera"

"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"