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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"

"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"

"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."

"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."

"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."

"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""

"Note to self: ""rubber"" in the US does NOT mean ""eraser"". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!"