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"We live in a society that's the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones."
"Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera."
"My wife is breaking up with me because of my masturbation addiction... Boy do I feel like a big jerk."
"what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome"
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""
"One social worker asks another ""What time is it?"" The second replies, ""I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."" The first says, ""That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."""
"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."
"If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?"
"my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store"