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Joke of the Day
"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."
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"[public restroom] Me: We'll have to go some place else, it says ""unavailable"" Mom: Even the toilet found someone before you"
"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
"What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast? Miracle whip."
"What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ""K"" instead of ""OK""?"
"I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money."
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"Woman Tries To Trick Her Husband With A Letter To See If He Is Cheating http://thebuzzflare.com/woman-tries-to-trick-her-husband-with-a-letter-to-see-if-he-is-cheating/"
"Little Tommy took a drink But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"
"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. "