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Joke of the Day

"My wife is breaking up with me because of my masturbation addiction... Boy do I feel like a big jerk."

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel's latest stunt? He tried to jump a steam roller over 6 blacks"

"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."

"What is DNA's favourite clothing? Jeans!"

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""

"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"

"Some dude just asked if I was ""herb friendly"". I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it."

"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."

"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."