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Joke of the Day

"What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood? ""You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"""

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"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? brothel sprouts!"
"One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly."
"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."
"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""
"Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup? Because they were tailor made for it."
"When a girl cancels a date, it's because she has to, but when a guy cancels a date, it's because he has two."
"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"
"What do you call a spouse of 30 years? A stalemate."
"Why all Tickle me Elmo dolls are male. They all get two test tickles before they leave the factory."