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Joke of the Day

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? brothel sprouts!"

"Whats the medicine for people who are addicted to anal sex Trynoassatall"

"I've found that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Until you try to flatter someone in a wheelchair."

"What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !"

"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"

"When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second. The refill contained the antidote."

"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."

"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."

"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."