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Joke of the Day

"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""

"A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction."

"Research says that if you're afraid of spiders, you're most likely to find them in your bedroom. I'm afraid of men with accents so..."

"I like my women like I like my alcohol..... Rubbing."

"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"

"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."

"""911 what's ur emergency"" This guy's not breathing ""Did u send him ur vibes?"" Yes I been sending em ""I'm sending some too"" Okay he good now"

"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"

"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."

"I wanted to send over an invoice to the Westboro Baptist Church using an old-fashioned method of communication, but they told me... God hates fax."