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Joke of the Day
"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"
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"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"
"They say in life expect the unexpected'. So I did, and f*ck all happened. I wasn't expecting that."
"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."
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"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"