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Joke of the Day
"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."
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"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"
"[Police sketch artist job interview] ""How am I not qualified?"" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo ""It's a cat actually"""
"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."
"Two muffins are baking in the oven One muffin looks at the other and says, ""It's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin replies, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN""!"
"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."
"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."
"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."
"it's a status....not your diary..."
"My dad told me most huge mistakes take only 5 seconds to occur And there I was 9 months later"