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Joke of the Day

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"

"George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here."

"People make me sick, unless you cook them properly."

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."

"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."

"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"

"Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"Did you hear about Mr and Mrs Ballbearing? Yeah, they just had a BB."

"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"