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Joke of the Day
"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"
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"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."
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"I went to a funeral the other day, my friend died after being hit on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."